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malyssa is the coolest smartest funniest person ever. she is an expert softball player, an endurance streamer and a professional beef ghostwriter. she is a responsible sush parent and active snapchat streak participant. she is kind and thoughtful, the kind of friend who sets an alarm for 3 in the morning to wish you good luck on a boob job, she is the best friend anyone could ever ask for. such a good friend the universe will put her at least one state away so you don't spend all day in her living room.
malyssa by deez400000 January 7, 2023
malyssa
malyssa is the coolest smartest funniest person ever. she is an expert softball player, an endurance streamer and a professional beef ghostwriter. she is a responsible sush parent and active snapchat streak participant. she is kind and thoughtful, the kind of friend who sets an alarm for 3 in the morning to wish you good luck on a boob job, she is the best friend anyone could ever ask for. such a good friend the universe will put her at least one state away so you don't spend all day in her living room.
malyssa by deez400000 January 7, 2023
Dirty Melyssa
When someone is getting mashed potatoes eaten out of their asshole while singing the National Anthem
Dirty Melyssa by deadpoollover4 April 20, 2020