Linemen

The most important part of a football team. Take the best Back field in the NFL, without a line, they can’t do anything. Linemen usually do all the work, yet get none of the credit. Can be found hanging out near a buffet

A team is only as good as it’s linemen

by RagingDeathFTW May 22, 2018

linemen pack

a football linemen's six pack in progress

he has a linemen pack

by gfIADFUGDGFOyegfyf December 19, 2010

Linemen

The guy up front does all the work and gets no credit most commonly found at Chinese buffet

Linemen are the most important player on a football team

by Linemen March 10, 2019

linemen

The only players that really impact the game while the "skilled" pussies get all the credit and have all the fun.

If the offensive linemen open holes, paraplegics can wheel through them. If the defensive linemen shut holes down, quadraplegic can make tackles.


Only exception are defensive backs which I have respect for.

by Kim Little October 31, 2004

linemen appreciation week

The third week of July where Linemen get rewarded for protecting the Quarterback, opening lanes for the Running Back, and working in the trenches

Hey Jack, I got you a present for Linemen Appreciation Week!
Jack: Thanks man! At least I get some appreciation once in a while

by XxX_God_XxX April 24, 2019

Linemen

Fat asses that have no athletic ability. Their only purpose in life is to keep the real players from getting hit.

Dont worry, the linemen will do all the dirty work for us.

by Purple Helmet August 19, 2003

The D-Linemen

When a man(usually overweight) graduates from high school and then attempts to attend high school functions hoping to allure high school girls into his bedroom oftentimes using overly embellished promises of financial security they can provide them with their newfound maturity and exaggerated job title/salary

“Hey man lets go to the bar tonight and pick up chicks”

“Hell no tonight is Friday night football I’m bout to go run The D-Linemen”

by Websterboy November 24, 2020