I don't trust like that

When you're just a normal guy that wants to buy a fine automobile from Harry's car shop, but you're denied because Harry "doesn't trust like that".

A normal man walks into Harry's car shop

"I'd like to buy a fine automobile, maybe one that talks."

"I don't trust like that... Open that button"

"I will not buy if you want me to get naked"

"I'm not saying naked, I'm just--"

"You wanna see my genitals? That's not okay."

by Temporary Cancer October 26, 2017

Dont drop a turd like Amber Heard

A way of saying "see ya later" or "take care comb ya hair". Usually said in the context if somebody is leaving a voice channel on discord if they have something else better to do.

"I gotta go take care of my kids guys catch you later"

"Okay, don't drop a turd like Amber Heard"

Dont drop a turd like Amber Heard

by Limpylegs May 3, 2022

Sneaking out like a sneaker

To stealthily sneak out of a place while wearing sneakers.

L: Where did F go?
J: He was sneaking out like a sneaker
N: Mm yes skipping classes

by Ace the simp April 23, 2023

Ya like jazz?

1#pick up line of the century

Hey Ya like jazz?

by Turn_off_safe_search_sonic_69 June 19, 2020

Up and Down Like a Merry-Go-Round

To engage in marital relations with your significant other while moving up and down in a smooth, fluid motion as if riding the merry-go-round at a local theme park or carnival. Usually performed by red-headed men over 50 with crooked clam hammers.

Rawd: Wow, Emil. What's with the big smile??

Emil: Guess!!!!

Rawd: Ummmm..you discovered a cure for E-BOAL-EYE??

Emil: Nope!!!!

Rawd: Hmmmm..you finally got to visit the Book SUPPOSITORY???

Emil: Nope!!! Come on Rawd, you know why!!

Rawd: No I don't!! What is it!!

Emil: OK!! I'm happy because I went Up and Down Like a Merry-Go-Round last night!!!!!!

Rawd: That's fantastic. Congratulations!!

by Willis Kwok January 10, 2017

like hello

when something is really obviously stupid. Similar to D'Uh

Like what IS she wearing...like Hello

by Professor Ping September 3, 2003

I Love You Like rlb

“I love you like rlb” has become a well-known, accepted and valuable component of American vernacular. The meaning of the letters ‘rlb’ is unknown, but is uniformly considered to be a statement of a great romantic love, commitment and sacrifice. It is generally attributed as a saying which emerged among American troops during World War II. Returning soldiers brought the saying back to American soil with them.

“You know what you're risking.”
“I know,” he agreed. “And I wouldn't risk it for just anything, but I love you like rlb.”

by Gina Ames June 9, 2018