Leaky Penis Syndrome

Typically occurs while drinking alcohol for a bit and breaking the seal, and then ejaculating. The sensation feels as if the subject must keep urinating even after previously urinating. Once the subject becomes tired of waiting for all the urine to come out, he proceeds to pull up his pants and leave the bathroom, only for his penis to leak urine drop by drop into his underwear, while causing a slight burning sensation in the tip of the penis. The subject immediately returns to the bathroom, only to urinate a tiny drop or stream, repeating the process over and over until about an hour after he stops drinking alcohol and/or ejaculating.

Guy: We totally shouldn't have fucked just now.

Girl: What the fuck does that mean?

Guy: We've been drinking all night. Now I have Leaky Penis Syndrome, you dumb cunt.

by Black Tony May 16, 2009

Leaky Tuesdays

The term "Leaky Tuesdays" is used to describe an unexpected and unpleasant slow trickle of watered down semen from the male genitals.

Man, Steven is really having the Leaky Tuesdays.

by TheYellowBrickRoad January 30, 2017

Lakeyn

A girls' unusual name.

1.) I didn't get her name, but she's such a good person. I bet she's a Lakeyn.

2.) Hey Lakeyn, Wanna come over? We have so much fun!

by Choc-Thunda November 14, 2010

Leaky Beaky

When your nose is running due to excessive cocaine use.

Dan realized that shitty booger sugar tends to give him a leaky beaky.

by LTDB February 16, 2021

Leaky Cheeks

To cry and complain. To have wet cheeks from crying.

Andrew had those leaky cheeks when he got kicked off the team.

by Iron "Sid The Kid" Mike January 4, 2013

lakeyia

Lakeyia, it's a very uncommon name. If you have a Lakeyia or come across a Lakeyia keep her. She's one of the most loyal, trustworthy person ever . You could talk to her about anything because she's so understanding . People tend to fall in love with her because she's so blunt and tells it how it is. Her kind is very hard to find.

" Lakeyia Is One In A Life Time."

by -British Writer December 19, 2016

Leaky

A girl on tiktok who’s username is leakysab got famous for a storytime about how she had a dead polyp in her nose that was leaking yellow liquid out her nose

Hey Leaky hows your day goin?

by maiesic November 13, 2020