lazyassosis

Condition of extreme laziness which appears to be a mental disorder and requires service animals to meet the daily needs of the sufferer. Service Monkey's assist the 'LazyAss' with laundry and preparing food.

"It's not cousin Darryls fault he is good for nothing because he suffers from lazyassosis"

by achdus December 23, 2009

lazyassphobia

Having a phobia of a lazy ass bitch or bastard

or
an excuse of not partnering up with some lazy fucktard

Pronounced: la-ze-AS-uh-pho-be-A

Kid: Teacher! I have lazyassphobia I can't partner up with Brian He's a lazy FUCK!

Guy1: Hey man I just got back from Su-WHAT THE FUCK!

Guy2: Hey man I'm just laying here not doing any of things you told me to do

Guy1: GET THE FUCK OUT!

by The Flashing Tiger December 30, 2013

Lazyassfucker

some that goes by the name of mingchung or also may be known as minaling. they are people who like to sit on their asses and dont do shit yet they still look amazingly cute and are always your best friend even though you know they are shutty lard fucks

Damn he just sat on the couch and talked to me for 5 hours, what a lazyassfucker

by mingalingbestfriend December 27, 2009

lazyassery

A mix between lazy and an asshole. Someone who is too lazy to realize they are going to ruin anything good they have going, and do it in an asshole manner.

"Dude, you should wake up and go to work?" Miles says.
"No, I'm too tired, I don't even care if I lose my job!" Lucas replies.
"But it's our only source of income!" Miles objects.
Lucas rolls back over and goes to sleep.

Lucas is exhibiting lazyassery.

by teacup-tardis November 19, 2013

LAZYASS

Go-er-gi-na ESPI-no

Don’t be a lazyass

by Cyanxtuesday May 7, 2018