Target: "I don't know if I should go home with him."
Wingman: "He's a great guy, but he's kind of awkward at first....and he loves puppies and children as he volunteers every weekend at a puppy rescue and orphan center."
Target: "Tell me more."
Next morning -
You: "Dude, I wouldn't have brought her home if you weren't lasering the target."
Wingman: "He's a great guy, but he's kind of awkward at first....and he loves puppies and children as he volunteers every weekend at a puppy rescue and orphan center."
Target: "Tell me more."
Next morning -
You: "Dude, I wouldn't have brought her home if you weren't lasering the target."
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"Dude you gotta make a landing pad next time you take a dump!!"
"Dude you gotta make a landing pad next time you take a dump!!"
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The process of running illegal proceeds through a supposedly legitimate business, to turn your "dirty" money into "clean" money, and, uh, fuck it just go watch season 4 of Breaking Bad.
by HighwayRobber November 17, 2015
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by skdjfhf October 26, 2008
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These reputational laundering attempts coming out in the final hours of the Trump White House are fooling no one.
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Her stunning looks will distract you from realizing what she actually wants.
A ride home, food, a date for the night, or maybe just a friend.
Some call her a lost soul looking for somewhere rest.
some simply call her a bum.
This Blonde, tan skin, blue eyed girl is the girl of your dreams.
She will wander into your life
poke around
then wander out.
No one knows what she's looking for or what she wants.
Her stunning looks will distract you from realizing what she actually wants.
A ride home, food, a date for the night, or maybe just a friend.
Some call her a lost soul looking for somewhere rest.
some simply call her a bum.
This Blonde, tan skin, blue eyed girl is the girl of your dreams.
She will wander into your life
poke around
then wander out.
No one knows what she's looking for or what she wants.
Bro 1: Bro what happen to that chick you used to be seeing?
Bro 2: Bro I honestly have no idea, I think she's a tease
Bro 1: She's a "wandering woman" bro, let her go. A lost soul.
Bro 2: Bro I honestly have no idea, I think she's a tease
Bro 1: She's a "wandering woman" bro, let her go. A lost soul.
by The kid with swim trunks January 22, 2015
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lack of sexual commitment or sexual loyalty to one person which is WDS; Wandering Dick Syndrome.
lack of sexual commitment or sexual loyalty to one person which is WDS; Wandering Dick Syndrome.
Having displayed WDS behavior repeatedly, by being unable to display any self control sexually , resulting in sexual betrayal for his partner. Lacking the desire or ability to be true and loyal sexually to his significant other who he professes to love and have a sexual commitment to is WDS... Wandering Dick Syndrome.
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