Kodiak

Overcooking or over grilling an expensive piece of meat and ruining it. Used mainly among the grilling and barbecuing community. When you "Kodiak" a piece of meat on the grill, it is black and dry; nearly inedible. This can be caused by not paying attention to the grill, or by being inexperienced on a particular grill or with a particular cut of meat.

George: "I'm going to smoke some beef ribs on my new smoker before I try and smoke a brisket on it."

Adolf: "Good idea. You don't want to 'Kodiak' an expensive cut of meat like a brisket."

by Young Guns August 13, 2022

Kodiak

Put before a word to define it as weird, scary, strong or scary. Comes from the “Kodiak Bear”

Video: shows a guy weirdly laughing
Comment: Y’all haven’t heard of the Kodiak laughing?

Video: shows a dog that can fly
Comment: Y’all haven’t heard of the Kodiak dog?

by bababababababbbebebebebe December 11, 2023

Colorado Kodiak

After taking such a brutal shit, you have to use dude whipes and go two knuckles deep in your asshole to clean everything out.

After deadlifting 3 plates Keith had to run to the bathroom to perform a emergency Colorado Kodiak.

by savannahbananas December 7, 2023