National Kick Dick Day

May 5 the national day that any girl has the right to kick a males dick/balls, but only on may 5.

Marisa: Hey Linda its National Kick Dick Day.
Linda : yes I'm gonna go kick Marcos in the balls.
Marcos: I heard that.

by dumber than dumb May 03, 2021

International kick dick day

A day where you can kick men in the dick

Girl/boy: *kicks dick
Boy/ “ouch! What was that for?”
Girl/boy: “it's International kick dick day!”
Boy: “oh, okay!

by Subscribe to Technoblade April 11, 2021

Kill people who celebrate kick dick day

Read the word

/Ayo you wanna kill people who celebrate kick dick day

by DumDinoDeluxe October 04, 2020

Kicks Dicks

A way to express how cool, or how enjoyable, an event or proper noun is.

"You all did great setting this up, this party really kicks dicks."

by Coel James July 04, 2022

Kick dick December

Made up rhyme- but it is the same as slap ass October girls can have the whole month of December to kick guys dicks

Jenny-“omg it’s kick dick December!”

Anne- “let’s go kick some dick!”

by #dumptrump2020 October 02, 2020

Kick Dick December

Kick Dick December is a holiday all around the world, where you get to kick everyone between the legs throughout the month of December.

Me: Yo, my friend just collapsed and started crying because someone kicked him in the balls.

Someone: Oh, it’s fine. It’s Kick Dick December afterall.

by eartherygubb October 01, 2020

Kick dick December

Feel free to kick anyone’s dick free all December 😔

“Why’d you kick my dick bro?” “It’s kick dick December bro”

by Your local meme October 02, 2020