Jedi

1.A Marine that belongs to the very elite Force Recon.

2. A Marine that guards an American Embassy or the White House.

"Dude, do you have what it takes to become a Jedi?"

by gigantus March 11, 2006

Jedi

Jedi is cockney-rhyming slang meaning "Red Eye"

Red eye being one of the symptoms of being stoned/high/gurning/lean/under the influence.

You should of seen me the other night, smoked half an ounce, had a proper Jedi.

by S0LDIER. January 26, 2008

JEDI

Being extremly cool and leet.

Mark.

by dazed September 25, 2003

JEDI

A person from Star Wars who has a total resemblance to a phychic except he/she can fight chaoticly.

1. they can levitate things
2. they can control minds
3. they can forsee the future
4. they can sense a presence

only one they can't do (yet) is read minds...

by theEnder December 04, 2003

Jedi

In terms of haircuts a Jedi is simply a "rat tail" only it is grows from the far left or right on the back on your head not in the middle.

"Check out the Jedi on that dude"

by Willl Leonard February 15, 2007

Jedi

Weak creatures who fear the true nature of the Force. They seek to manipulate all who are strong in the Force, and fear that they will be surpassed by their underlings. They are fools!

1) "Master" Yoda ran to Degobah to escape the Sith and the true nature of the Force.
2)You suck Jedi.

by LORD REVAN! April 18, 2005

JEDI

1. Someone who resides in Birkenhead

2. a member of the mystical knightly order in the Star Wars films, trained to guard peace and justice in the Universe.

Gotta go over the Darkside today to do a graft, gonna be surrounded by fucking Jedi's all day

by Darth Wool April 24, 2021