Jared Meyers before his introduction to Erin Wenger. Characteristics: Hardcore conservative, likely to be seen at NRA meetings, poor dress attire, going to Lane Community College, not an advocator for equal rights between the male and female gender, often uses the term "faggot," active member of The Group. See Post-Erin Jared for comparison.
"Shut up Faggot" - Pre-Jarin
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When you take too much of a substance you do or don't know the content of and start straight salmon-ing on the floor
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Person #2: Idk man but I heard rumors that she ended up pulling a jared.
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