jacob

likes sports and is usually nice and a great friend but can take a joke way too far or get really overcompetitive and be kind of an asshole

"omg jacob's so funny"
"yeah but he's being a real dick today"

by pharell-is-sad May 6, 2017

jacob

a fuckboy who fucks over anyone who actually cares about him

if you ever meet a jacob stay away

he might be hot but fuck that you deserve someone better :)

he's being such a Jacob

by trumplingus November 17, 2016

jacob

jacob is the ugliest retard you will ever meet hes the biggest pussie and doesn't know what 1+1 equals. he is a complete dumb ass and loves raping hoes in the ass

ohhhhh jacob harder baby

by ohhhhhhh yeaaaa jacob November 30, 2017

jacob

long haired,skater dude who likez 2 play the guitar,smarty pantz kinda guy,laughz often,lovez scary moviez,doesnt get bored easily,wearz skinny jeanz bt not gay haha:),n likez to listen to tdwp <3 =D

jacob :)

by musiclover26 November 22, 2011

jacob

Someone who believes that he is truly a god, although his sexual life may not be so great due to his lack of manhood, he makes up for it with his charming tone, strong accent and discussions about tea, history, and 1980's music

Person1: See that guy over there?
Person2: Yeah, what about him?
Person1: That's a Jacob
Person2: Woah

by canthandlemyhandle August 14, 2016

jacob

Someone who thinks they are so cool but actally are 100% cringe

stop being a jacob

by jgtuigdrykff January 26, 2018

jacob

a jacob is a man that usually lives in texas, they are usually complete scrubs who play computer games often, they are usually nice decent people but may have trouble acting normal in group scenarios.

guy 1: you see that jacob on the server?
guy 2: oh yeah he is such a scrub right?

by the best mofo April 17, 2015