A guy who is a total jerk and an eggplant
hes a ducebag who every girl avoids because he can flip him eyelid and burp in your face
he has bad breath aka his super power "death breath"
he cant get a girl and has the skill of the Naruto Sexy JUSTU
he is dead inside and likes to get high on cheetos(dont ask)
him oppion never matters and none can be near him because he will roast u
He is a part of the COLT and MAFIA as well as......wait for it.......ILLUMONATI
YEAH THATS RIGHT
hes is the birth of a savage and a terrorist (rydney)
I bet u if he gives birth to a child, he would eat it
just saying!
hes a ducebag who every girl avoids because he can flip him eyelid and burp in your face
he has bad breath aka his super power "death breath"
he cant get a girl and has the skill of the Naruto Sexy JUSTU
he is dead inside and likes to get high on cheetos(dont ask)
him oppion never matters and none can be near him because he will roast u
He is a part of the COLT and MAFIA as well as......wait for it.......ILLUMONATI
YEAH THATS RIGHT
hes is the birth of a savage and a terrorist (rydney)
I bet u if he gives birth to a child, he would eat it
just saying!
What a Jacob!
by NARUTO!!!!!! December 20, 2017
Get the jacobmug. a fuckboy who fucks over anyone who actually cares about him
if you ever meet a jacob stay away
he might be hot but fuck that you deserve someone better :)
if you ever meet a jacob stay away
he might be hot but fuck that you deserve someone better :)
he's being such a Jacob
by trumplingus November 17, 2016
Get the jacobmug. jacob is the ugliest retard you will ever meet hes the biggest pussie and doesn't know what 1+1 equals. he is a complete dumb ass and loves raping hoes in the ass
by ohhhhhhh yeaaaa jacob November 30, 2017
Get the jacobmug. long haired,skater dude who likez 2 play the guitar,smarty pantz kinda guy,laughz often,lovez scary moviez,doesnt get bored easily,wearz skinny jeanz bt not gay haha:),n likez to listen to tdwp <3 =D
jacob :)
by musiclover26 November 22, 2011
Get the jacobmug. Someone who believes that he is truly a god, although his sexual life may not be so great due to his lack of manhood, he makes up for it with his charming tone, strong accent and discussions about tea, history, and 1980's music
Person1: See that guy over there?
Person2: Yeah, what about him?
Person1: That's a Jacob
Person2: Woah
Person2: Yeah, what about him?
Person1: That's a Jacob
Person2: Woah
by canthandlemyhandle August 14, 2016
Get the jacobmug. by jgtuigdrykff January 26, 2018
Get the jacobmug. a jacob is a man that usually lives in texas, they are usually complete scrubs who play computer games often, they are usually nice decent people but may have trouble acting normal in group scenarios.
by the best mofo April 17, 2015
Get the jacobmug.