likes sports and is usually nice and a great friend but can take a joke way too far or get really overcompetitive and be kind of an asshole
by pharell-is-sad May 07, 2017
a fuckboy who fucks over anyone who actually cares about him
if you ever meet a jacob stay away
he might be hot but fuck that you deserve someone better :)
if you ever meet a jacob stay away
he might be hot but fuck that you deserve someone better :)
he's being such a Jacob
by trumplingus November 18, 2016
jacob is the ugliest retard you will ever meet hes the biggest pussie and doesn't know what 1+1 equals. he is a complete dumb ass and loves raping hoes in the ass
by ohhhhhhh yeaaaa jacob November 30, 2017
long haired,skater dude who likez 2 play the guitar,smarty pantz kinda guy,laughz often,lovez scary moviez,doesnt get bored easily,wearz skinny jeanz bt not gay haha:),n likez to listen to tdwp <3 =D
jacob :)
by musiclover26 June 06, 2011
Someone who believes that he is truly a god, although his sexual life may not be so great due to his lack of manhood, he makes up for it with his charming tone, strong accent and discussions about tea, history, and 1980's music
Person1: See that guy over there?
Person2: Yeah, what about him?
Person1: That's a Jacob
Person2: Woah
Person2: Yeah, what about him?
Person1: That's a Jacob
Person2: Woah
by canthandlemyhandle March 04, 2016
by jgtuigdrykff January 26, 2018
a jacob is a man that usually lives in texas, they are usually complete scrubs who play computer games often, they are usually nice decent people but may have trouble acting normal in group scenarios.
by the best mofo April 18, 2015