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Mont Kiara International School

Mont Kiara International School, or MKIS is the most expensive international school in the Mont Kiara neighborhood of Kuala Lumpur. Some notable things about it include:
1)It's convenient location.
2)Teachers from around the world, especially the US.
2)The white guy that stands outside to greet students every morning.
3)The overpriced, small quantity lunches made and served by like 3 old chinese ladies.
4)Having to pay for every little damn thing, even the alternative dress days.
5)Strict rules such as no jackets or committing mass genocide.
5) Using Windows even though 3/4 students prefer or have a Mac.
7)Deforestation.
Local Friend: Eh brutha, what school you go to lah?
Me: Mont Kiara International School!
Local Friend: Wha, you must be so rich.
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International Sauerkraut Day

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Raha International School 

Raha International School is where students have to take anti-depressants to stay mentally stable, and students throw away their social lives to at least pass the not-worth gay curriculum, You are likley to find a 4th grader with a juul or myle, oh and yea the kids dont flush their shit in the bathrooms
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