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rumpscare

A play on word jumpscare from horror genre media.

A fart that makes the people who hear it flinch, because it's very loud and came from someone they thought was asleep or didn't know was there.

This is why you should always use your abs and fart as loudly as possible. Accidentally crapping your pants must be an urban legend. It would've happened to me a hundred times by now if it was a real thing.
(Wake up in bed, hear wife nearby on couch, fire off fartillery shell)

Wife: "Omg you scared the baby! He jumped!" (the baby is a cat)
Me: "Oh no!! I'm sorry kitty!!

(after consoling the baby, we realize it was funny, and wife is a Five Nights at Freddy's fan)
Me: "It was a rumpscare"
by Some random person, idfk April 20, 2024
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Bumpscare

Bumpscare (noun)

The sudden wave of paranoia, anxiety, or “oh sh*t” realization that hits right after doing a bump of coke that was way bigger than intended.

That moment your heart starts racing and your brain goes into overdrive because the bump hit way harder than expected.
Example 1:
“I was chillin’ until that second bump kicked in… instant bumpscare, had me questioning life.”

Example 2:
“He said ‘one more won’t hurt’—five minutes later he was pacing the room in full bumpscare mode.”

Example 3:
“I was vibing for like 30 seconds, then boom—full bumpscare, couldn’t sit still.”

Example 4:
“That wasn’t a bump, that was a personality-altering bumpscare.”

Example 5:
“Why is my heart doing parkour?? Oh yeah… bumpscare.”

Example 6:
“I tried to play it cool but the bumpscare had me googling my symptoms.”

Example 7:
“Bro took a heroic bump and immediately entered bumpscare territory.”
by dm7331 March 22, 2026
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Homoscared

When you’re scared of homosexuals but not homophobic.

OR

When two people are scared of the same thing but not homo
I’m feeling homoscared right now (at a gay club)

OR

Are we homoscared right now?
by emem27 August 3, 2025
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England jumpscare

When someone pisses you off, you stand over them menacingly, take out your balls, and then put them on the back of their neck.
When your friend, Jarod is bothering you and you’ve had enough you give him the England jumpscare
by ButtBangerCity69 June 21, 2021
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Jewish Jumpscare

The act of catching a close friend in a vulnerable position where they may be distracted or focused on something, and discreetly sneaking up on them and putting your bare rear end in the vicinity of their face and waiting for them to notice to which you yell out “JEWISH JUMPSCARE!” Everyone gets at least one Jewish Jumpscare in their lifetime.
Noun: “Have you ever had a Jewish Jumpscare?” Everyone gets at least one!” - Joseph “Swagger” Aurelio Smith

Adj: “Me and my fellas were chillin at the slab ripping the Party Mix Jeeb, and after my pull I turn my head and got Jewish Jumpscared!”
by Five Nights At Freddy’s January 13, 2024
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toast jumpscared

When the sound of the toaster after it finishes toasting catches you by surprise
(mother) Why the fuck did you scream like that?

(son) Nothing mom, I got toast jumpscared
by mangojam 11 March 9, 2024
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Congregation jumpscare

Geometry dash jumpscare that can be uses whenever there is a black screen transition.
during the black screen you swap the video out with a few seconds before the drop of the level "Congregation" by presta.
god damn it dude i knew that congregation jumpscare was coming
by MusicalSans August 14, 2025
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