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Hortense 

Bilingual in Russian, she is the smartest girl in her class. Is specially attracted to flute players and guys younger than her. She lives in the gettho but has survived thanks to her faith. She knows more drug dealers than baker because she is a fucking gangsta. She also has a twin sister that she murdered a few years ago out of jealousy. Overall she is a weird ass bitch
Hortense is such a great person
Hortense by LisB November 22, 2021
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Ortensia 

who would name their kid Ortensia?
Ortensia by Maxinezz July 30, 2023

Hortense 

The most beautiful name for the most beautiful girl. She is humble and kind and super hilarious and amazing. She is soooooooo funny like you have no idea and soooooo pretty and stunning and generous. If you know an hortense you should probably be kissing her feet right now.
Wow you donated all of your life savings to charity and got recruited to model for vogue and are going on tour for your netflix comedy special? That's so hortense of you!
Hortense by hbeaudel February 18, 2025

Dirty hortense 

A person with dirty Hortense does not know when or how to stop drinking. They spend a lot of time thinking about alcohol, and they cannot control how much they consume, even if it is causing serious problems at home, work, and financially.
Dirty hortense by Pope4273 December 6, 2020