Holy Ghosted

When someone hasn't heard from you for more than 2,000 years, but they still swear you're coming back.

Jesus Christ, man. He hasn't come back in 2,000 years. Face it; you've been Holy Ghosted. He's not coming back.

by YourPreudonym March 11, 2023

Holy ghosted

When you’re dating a Christian woman and she just stops responding to you. You’ve been holy ghosted.

I was dating this nice Christian woman and things were going well until she holy ghosted me.

by anonymous June 29, 2024

Caught the Holy Ghost

Catching the holy ghost is essentially feeling this surge of energy from a higher being.

I caught the Holy Ghost in church and felt overwhelmed by His spirit.

by patroclise January 27, 2026