vaginal hibernation

The period of time while a woman is on birth control and ceases to menstruate.

Girl 1: Have you started your period again?
Girl 2: No I'm still on vaginal hibernation.

by Kaiser32 May 31, 2007

Fornication Hibernation

The tenancy for men to fall asleep after having sex.

Evan: Sorry I'm late, Julie was over this afternoon, got stuck in Fornication Hibernation.

Ryan: It's cool dude, happens to the best of us

by OrangeryWarden March 29, 2011

Hobernation

The period between mid-autumm and mid-spring when most women bundle up and expose less skin.

I love spring. All the girls start coming out of hobernation.

by Lexoh January 14, 2021

Hibernationalism

A state in which one is so embarrassed by their home country that their patriotism has to take a long winter's nap before coming out into the open again.

The existence of Sarah Palin has caused me to go into a hibernationalism from which I may never wake.

by Yesac Divad January 9, 2011

hibernation face

a person, usually a guy, who naturally looks mean or pissed when his face is expressionless without meaning to.

gavin is always thought of as a bitch because his hibernation face is always on fleek

by swishbiggy April 4, 2016

Hidebernation

The act of finding a place to hide from your boss near the end of the shift in order to avoid being assigned additional tasks (busywork).

I finished a half hour early, so I went into hidebernation in the bathroom.

by enigmaMZ September 7, 2017

hibernation fest

When a group of at least 3 bears (hairy gay men) have such an exhausting night of sex, they have to sleep for the next three days.

Last night was such a hibernation fest, it will take all winter for my ass to recover.

by HungYoungCub October 2, 2019