HAGS

Acronym representing Herpes, AIDS, Gonnorhea, Syphillis. Most commonly used in reference to dirty women, such as Ashley.

Ashley has HAGS cuz she does it with every guy.

by Super Cool Kid December 28, 2003

pond hags

Repulsive old wenches who dwell in the rushes around secluded ponds. Some claim they have a respiratory system similar to that of a lungfish, while others assert that pond hags extract oxygen from rusted cans and childrens' tears. Emerging exclusively by moonlight, they've been known to hector and vex the purest of souls with their skillful and relentless haggery.

I was blazing a fat L by the pond when some sketchy ass pond hags started throwing sea weed and shit at me. What a bunch of twats.

by Andrew Flint July 17, 2007

HAGS

acronym: Hide and Go Seek

"im bored"
"yea, lets go play some HAGS"

by bissdog July 20, 2007

HAGS

Acronym: "Have A Good Summer"

Yearbook: "School year sucked--but HAGS!"

by catholicschoolgirls4life May 13, 2005

Hagsmire

Owl hell, as referred to in the Guardians of Ga’Hoole series.

As the Barn Owls flew above the burning forest, they were reminded of Hagsmire.

by Salnax April 15, 2011

drop hags

To stop being friends with ugly people, aka, hags.

To do for spring semester:
1. meet hot boys
2. drop hags

by forklipped48 August 18, 2009

HAGS

High Altitude Gas Syndrome - the onslaught of farts and burps you get when you travel briefly to a high altitude locale, as with a weekend ski trip. is it brought on by the rapid shift in altitude? the tequila you stayed up all night drinking at the poker table? the crappy resort food? nobody knows for sure, but when you rattle the entire chairlift with a big honking fart for the TENTH time in a day, you can chalk it up to HAGS.

"oops, crack the windows folks. sorry about that. looks like the HAGS is setting in."

by h-tron July 26, 2007