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Spitting on your horse’s penis then deep throating said penis after a nice ride in the shallow water
John: “hey Vin, i just saw some blond dude hawk tuah his horse and then give him a heartland homie”

Vin: “i just saw that same guy with his horse sharing a Louisiana crunch cake.. it was disgusting
by Litchy D August 23, 2024
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