Groot Test

When you're on Tinder or another dating app and you think that you you're talking to a bot, so you message them "I AM GROOT!". If it's a bot then they will get super confused and send a generic message and if they're actually real and get the reference then they hopefully wont unmatch you.

Named after the character Groot from Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy series, who can only say "I AM GROOT". Kinda like a pokémon.

Match: Hey there, whats up?
Me: I AM GROOT!
Match: Thats so cool! Hey, follow me on my instagram, definitelynotabot21103.
Me: yeah, you failed the Groot Test.
*unmatches

by Purveyor_of_Memes May 28, 2018

Grooting

Grooting is when you're in a tree and you bust a nut onto someone walking by.

Grooting is when you're in a tree and you bust a nut onto someone walking by.

by Grooting April 13, 2017

dat groot

BIG ASS

Bruh check out dat groot on the dime over there!

by I'm Tyrone April 27, 2016

Dirty Groot

When a women masturbates with a tree branch

Hey, I just had dirty groot

by WildShadow07 April 20, 2020

groot cocoon

When you cum so much that you cant see your own dick

Man, I had a groot cocoon last night

by Cum load May 17, 2023

groot

IM GROOT YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

BE A GROOT

by BoongaChilli1234 February 27, 2023

Groot

I AM GROOT I AM GROOT I AM GROOT I AM GROOT I AM GROOT I aM GROOT I AM GROOT I AM GROoT I AMM GROOTOT ZI AM GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTUENIEQCIN

I AM GROOT

by Mybrain=Caca November 19, 2021