Bagging the Groceries

A sexual act performed by at least 2 people/ Mainly performed by a women on a man/ Similar to roadside assistance/ When the women gives oral sex to the man in a car while sitting in any supermarket parking lot.
i.e. Walmart, Target
Most often occurring at night times or when there is a low influx of people in the parking lot at any given time.

LJ: Hey babe, you down to go bagging the groceries before we leave?

Rylee: Oh hell yeah, get over here now.

by KarstensMomIsStacy January 16, 2021

blow groceries

Throwing up. Often used by fisherman who get seasick and throw up over the side of the boat.

Dude, I'm not feeling well, I think I'm gonna blow groceries.

by Charlie Lewis June 1, 2007

eating groceries

The act of commiting fellatio to an asshole or multiple assholes

Hey Amanda, I can't wait to eat your groceries tonight eating groceries

by fortytwodegrees April 21, 2018

grocering

pronunciation: (gro-sher-ing)
verb: to go to the grocery store

Hey where were you at?
I was grocering.

by noraa leachim January 2, 2011

Graceist

Someone who is mean to Grace Rinehart in anyway or if Grace is being mean to one of the quad squad members including Ava, Mary, Chloe, or herself

Ava: Haha high in Advil again!
Grace: that’s Graceist!!

by JJswifey 07 September 21, 2021

Dementia Groceries

To place various groceries in a shopping cart then forgetting where it's been placed or forgetting it all together and leaving the store.

Peggy went grocery shopping today and had a shopping cart full of groceries then some how forgotten them . Moments later people pass by and see said cart as they look on a clerk yells in regret and say "Damn Dementia Groceries !"

by K.M.O. March 23, 2023

off the groceries

being so fucked up on drugs you no longer require the need to eat food

"I saw Jordan smoking meth again."

"Oh shit blood, he must be off the groceries again."

by blowjobs March 6, 2018