gaukin it

bookin it, runin away

o shit po-nines gauk it! gaukin it.

by stephen Dou October 29, 2007

glankle

Usually used to describe delicate ankles

Ow my glankles

by Dr Fred the llama February 1, 2019

Bär inte paveljonger med glaskranar

A famous Swedish saying meaning to use the right tools for the right task. -Brevqvist

A: Why is my condom always breaking when I'm putting it on?
B: Bär inte paveljonger med glaskranar, you are supposed to use your hands not your scissors.

by Svearikes Bok Av Uttryck November 1, 2023

Anal Glaucoma

You can't see your ass coming to work today.
Reason used as an excuse when a person does not want to go to work.

My co-worker claimed Anal Glaucoma. When I asked what it was, someone said, "He couldn't see his ass coming to work today."

by Colombian English Teacher October 22, 2009

Glaucuma

Glaucuma is a condition that is a result of the contact of a male's ejaculatory liquid into the eye of the recipient. Symptoms include a film of man juice in the recipients eye, redness and loss of vision. Not to mention relentless bitching from the receiver.

After taking a few too many shots of tequila, Kristy wanted to take a shot to the eye, now that bitch has glaucuma.

by Theechillsauce January 10, 2009

glaikit

Scottish word meaning: stupid, foolish, not very bright, thoughtless, vacant

"awa' yi glaikit bastirt!" (You are joking, you stupid bastard!"

by Steve W June 18, 2006

glarking

The act of depositing feces directly into a reclining chair.

"Im glarking a biscuit in your laze-boy bro!

by wowawwowa October 3, 2010