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George Washington

A dry handjob. So named because it is worth exactly one dollar.
I was hoping to score with Amber last night, but all I ended up getting was a lousy George Washington.
by JLJ September 19, 2005
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George Washington

The act of ejaculating into a woman's hair then pulling it up into the form of a George Washington wig. The semen acts like hairspray causing the hair to stay in place.
Damn son! I was fuckin Jessica's mouth last night and i pulled out and dropped a load on her head, then i pulled her hair up and said, 'Bitch I just gave you a George Washington!'
by Kev Lincoln September 15, 2010
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The George Washington

The George Washington is an uncommon act that two men can perform together. It involves a large body of water, and the ability to hold your breath for up to a minute while experiencing the sexual pleasure of oral sex. One of the men is underwater, in a handstand like position while the other sensually plays with his male parts. Either performing a blow job or if physically capable, butt sex.
I was totally disgusted when i looked out my window and saw my neighbors doing the George Washington!

Hey, its awfully hott out, wanna George Washington tonight?
by Trackgrl923 May 19, 2011
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George Washington

Commander of the great fleet of airships that flew to Europe and destroyed the British Empire. George Washington later returned to America to set a premium example of a true American, and an ultimate human being.
A fine example of his courage and supreme genius of strategic aerial warfare would be the bombardment of what is known today as England. Quote from George Washington: "America for the win, British resistance is futile! Fire the cannons!"
by Martin Pace June 11, 2006
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George Washington

1. A variation of oral sex, typically found in nursing homes, in which the person giving the blow job has no teeth. Typically, dentures will be removed prior to initiation, hence the namesake "George Washington," the man with wooden teeth.
My grandpa will not shut up about the George Washingtons he is getting at his new nursing home.
by scrots-G January 12, 2010
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George Washington

When a girl masturbates with a roll of quarters.

when a man jerks off with a roll quarters in his ass.
That george washington i had last night was the best ten dollars i ever spent.
by Harry Fishburger December 13, 2010
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George Washington

When an old woman with a massive white bush powders the balls of a man and they happen upon reverse cowgirl.mmm
While penetration is taking place one may look down and see George Washington's face.
Dude your Grandma totally gave me a George Washington last night.
by rockinGRANNIE$ August 21, 2010
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