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free sample friendship

n. a friendship that's slightly deeper than an aquaintance but not a true friendship. This could be someone you've just met, or an old friendship that has fallen apart.
If you see someone once a week for 20 minutes... you're in a free sample friendship.

You forget 1000 things every day make sure friendship isnt one of them 

A great saying by a very wise man
person: Im going to kill you and your family

wise person: You forget 1000 things every day make sure friendship isnt one of them

one sided friendship 

A one sided friendship is when one friend puts so much effort and Carr into the friendship with this person because they care about them a lot as a best friend but the other half of the friendship the person really never helps them or cares for all their help and doesn't appreciate it. That's when you know they suck ass and you need to friend someone who's worth your time besides two faced bitches
Wow I'm kind of fed up with our one sided friendship Alyssa
Alyssa: sorry I don't appreciate you and ik I'm a terrible friend
one sided friendship by Grace.612 September 27, 2015

situational friendship

situational friendship

1)people who you never see outside of a club or place of education
2) a friendship which revolves around a particular interest, which quickly dissolves once you both change interest
e.g.

Typically work colleges, friends of friends or people at a club

also includes that one person who you only spend time with on a night out
Lucy: Grace and I hung out all the time at college, but since graduating we drifted apart
Dennis: It sounds like you two just had a situational friendship

"So it turns out that douche bag best friend was just a situational friendship- he never got in contact since I moved out of town"

Adeela: It's funny how we were was such good friends with people in drama class last year
Grace: But since we drama class left we never seem to talk to them anymore
Lucy: I guess it was just another situational friendship

Seasonal Friendship 

The type of friendship only maintained for seasonal reasons, such as college, employment or other nefarious activities.
My seasonal friendship just ended with Kim, she's packing up and heading for the great outdoors. It should renew next year, when she's done being a dirty hippie.

shotgun friendship 

An unhealthy relationship in which someone is hastily forced to be someone else’s friend. Much like a shotgun wedding where someone is forced to marry another person for alternative reasons and not true love, shotgun friendships usually involve guilt tripping or emotional blackmail.