Christian Fat Kid

the last person to get picked

Team Captain 1: I want Amber
Team Captain 2: I want Alex
Team Captain 1: I want Daniel
Team Captain 2: Fuck now I'm stuck with the christian fat kid

by ImNoService July 13, 2017

fat kids schoolbag

rate of travel of schoolyard gossip. similar to warp drive. did you ever enjoy running into a corridor to find some fat bastards satchel lying open on the floor only to give it a fucking great kick?.... no?...just me then.

someone started a rumour that the headmaster is knobbing the music teacher, if this gets out it will be round the playground quicker than the contents of a fat kids schoolbag! these top trumps are excellent, they're gonna be round school quicker than the contents of a fat kids schoolbag

by julian June 18, 2006

fat kid diabetes

Slang for self-induced type 2 diabetes.

Generally caused by drinking a gallon or so of soda per day, shunning vegetables, scarfing down fast food, donuts, candy, and topping it all off with a habit of sitting on ones ass 99% of the time.

Bill: Dude, Big Fat Dan went to the doctor, and guess what?

Jerry: Fat kid diabetes?

Bill: Yes. A SHOCKER, no?

Jerry: Indeed.

by tunnelr@ July 4, 2008

professional fat kid

1. the person at the party or event who's soul purpose in life is to be the biggest, loudest, most in your face donkey there.

1. Where's the professional fat kid when you need him?
2. You are such a professional fat kid.

by supermodelwannabe May 10, 2008

Fat Kid's Cramp

noun: The pain that you endure will doing strenuous cardio activity.

Oh, man, I should not have had those hotdogs I now have a Fat Kid's Cramp.

by ZappaGnat July 7, 2011

lil fat kid

just a term for a kid who is fat

you are a lil fat kid. i fucked your mother.

by Cooter the Kid November 27, 2003

fat kid coma

When one gorges themselves with a excess amount of food leading him/herself to either complete vegetation or a state of un-consciousness (a state of behavior which is found commonly amongst fat children)

Stick a fork in me bc IM DONE!!!

by doubletrivs September 9, 2004