Fast Food Fart

When you fart and it smells like the fast food you ate earlier.

Man, I had Wendy's chicken nuggets for lunch today and I had a fast food fart.

by kelly girl January 27, 2009

Fast Food Music

Music that has a complete lack of musical talent. Easy, and fast to make. "Fake Music"

I listened to that artist Jefree Star for the first time today, it was some Fast Food Music.

by Mr_Mowglii February 22, 2011

Fast food init

'Fast food init' is a term used by mainly men in the UK to describe the food being eaten at the time. Often used by teenagers who have low self esteem and poor self-confidence.

"what you got there mate?"

"fast food init"

by Knowledge Communicator March 14, 2010

Fast Food Terrorism

The act of visiting a busy fast food outlet, consuming a large quantity of the outlet’s food, waiting at least half and hour for digestion to begin and then stimulating projectile vomiting via physical or chemical means, in full view of patrons (preferably children). The act is considered even more dramatic when the ‘terrorist’ perpetrates this from outside the venue onto a glass window, thereby ensuring a maximum number of patrons witness the presentation some of the menu items in unconventional form. It also gives the ‘terrorist’ the opportunity to escape.

Fight the corporate fast food companies killing you slowly. Show the uneducated what they are really eating. Fast Food Terrorism.

by MacDingle February 18, 2009

Fast Food Restaurant

Any restaurant where you can see mexicans cooking on a grill right behind the cash register, and fat people purchasing incredibly unhealthy food, but getting diet soda because they are in fact on a "diet"

I went to a fast food restaurant and saw the mexican on the grill scratch his balls and then touch my fries

by Dunski23 April 11, 2009

Fast Food Politeness

Usually very arrogant, angry and tired people serving customers with a Company Rules Smile on their face. Nearlly all fast food joints such as mcdonalds or Wendys have a "Just Smile" policy. Fast Food Politeness is Politically incorrect and is only used to make Fast Food places get richer and make customers come back for more food.

Fast food drive thru :"Hi May I Place Your Order"
Customer : "No Fuck You, Replace My Burger"
Fast food drive thru :"Sure, We are Terribly Sorry, Please Come Back Again"
Customer : "You So Have Fast Food Politeness, I'm suprised you didn't get angry"
Fast food drive thru :"Its Policy"

by darkmyst January 26, 2006

Fast Food Handoff

Wait for a car to order a bunch of food at a drive-thru restaurant

Watch the car pull around to the window and wait for the cashier to hand the food bag out the window

While the bag is being exchanged you run inbetween the car and the window, snatch the bag, and run to a secret hiding spot where you can enjoy your ganked food

This can be done with no harm to a stranger as the car's order will be remade for them. It can also be done in league with a friend as you can select exactly what food you want and have that order doubled (but you have to act surprised or pisst in the car; and maybe have the passenger get out and chase the thief to make it seem believable)

Remember, many drive-thrus have cameras so its suggested to conceal your identity with a mask of some sort; the HAMBURGLAR costume will suffice

Driver: What the FUCK?! Freak just Stole my food!

Cashier: No, thats the Hamburglar, He does a fast food handoff here every now and then, we'll have to remake your order.

ganked pisst hamburglar fast food handoff

by Blarger.boy August 5, 2009