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GEICO fire extinguisher

A conflagration-douser dat's so easy to operate, even a caveman could use it.
If yer favorite primitive-hominid buddy wants to train for joining da local fire department, it might be wise to start him off wif a GEICO fire extinguisher --- no fussy pins, levers, or nozzles to learn about; he would merely need to hit it wif his club to make it operate.
by QuacksO0 May 30, 2025
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Extinguisher

Light your dick or pubs on fire and put it in your girls mouth full of water
I tripped on a fire but got an extinguisher from betty
by CottonCandy2425 September 21, 2016
mugGet the Extinguishermug.

The Extinguisher

The sexual act of retaining water in the Butt hole while your partners penis is on fire. Then insert penis into butt hole thus putting the fire out. Use flame retardent lubricant before lighting penis on fire
Thing 1 : MY PENIS IS ON FIRE.
THong 2: Quick get the Extinguisher.
by T.H.O.T Conscious1185 April 20, 2017
mugGet the The Extinguishermug.

Fire Extinguisher

When you and your mate are tag teaming a ginger haired woman. And you finish him off on her.
I extinguished her fire crotch with his hose.

I was the fire extinguisher and my mate provided the hose.
by RuNNerxJ August 13, 2022
mugGet the Fire Extinguishermug.

fire extinguisher syndrome

Someone who waits until the shit hits the fan before offering knowledge that could have avoided the mess in the first place. People like these tend to suffer from narcissistic personality disorder and love the feeling of being a savior/hero but only after
Jim suffers from fire extinguisher syndrome as he knew how to fix the problem but waited until the 11th hour to step in an offer a working solution.
by mr_mister911 December 2, 2020
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butt extinguisher

The butt extinguisher is a mystical beast that comes out every year. This beast gets the butts of all and rips them open like a coconut. The victims butt is no longer and will skinned into a carpet
The butt extinguisher is here for the booty this year
by The butt extinguisher himself October 18, 2019
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Fire Extinguisher

The girl/guy in your contacts you keep for when you are desperate for sex.

Never used but always ready.
Jenny is my Fire Extinguisher. I never use her, but she's always ready.
by SuperRob78 May 18, 2025
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