exodus 5:4

for thy god will honor thy pussay or else di badussay will be found by thou devil

make sure u have a pussay and not a badussay because of exodus 5:4

by bye313 October 13, 2021

Exodus IV

Why roman numerals? I donno... They look dope.

Moses 😨 "Oh man..."

Woman 😭 "My baby! MY BABY!"

Moses "Oh jeez..."

Pharoah 😰 "How could this have happened?"

Moses "Pharoah I... I'm sorry I... I need those those slaves..."

Pharoah 😔 "Fine... Take them..."

Moses "Oo... Yeah... And I need some cows..."

Pharoah "HAVEN'T YOU TAKEN ENOUGH!?"

Moses "Yeah, I... He was pretty adamant about the cows..."

Pharoah "Fine... Just leave..."

Moses "Yeah... I'm gonna grab my magic stick-snake I don't know if that's import-"

Pharoah "GET OUT!"

Moses *Grabs snake and scurries off*

Exodus IV

by Hym Iam October 25, 2023

Quantum Exodus

A moment when someone breaks free from the loop of repeating mistakes, toxic patterns, or past traumas by confronting their core truth—like stepping beyond their own "event horizon."

Inspired by: The novel Quantum Exodus – Breaking the Loop, where time fractures and the protagonist escapes a recursive reality by embracing the unknown.

"After years of chasing approval, Maya had a Quantum Exodus and finally chose her own path."

by kaainaath March 23, 2025

Exodus, exoUdus, exoduS

Exodus, exoUdus, exoduS

Exodus, exoUdus, exoduS

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025

An Exodus Cry

When, rather than watching pornography or having sex, you spend that time to spreading stochastic terrorism and misinformation to journalists in order to further your religious beliefs.

Wife "lets have sex tonight"

Husband "Honey, i cant, i got to have an Exodus Cry tonight.

by Sootyjared June 16, 2022

Exodus 90

I still think it's some cult shit.

Hym "I mean, the sales pitch is 'we've helped men get off their phones' but.... Jordan... YOU ARE THE PHONE. If you care so much about how much time people are spending on their phones.... Why don't you just leave!? That's 6 million people you can help get off their phones in one fell swoop! AND they won't have have to pay the exodus 90 people. You save them money and get them off their phone. I mean... Yeah. Just leave the retard sex cult if you don't like what they're doing. Ooooh right the shit you say is for the "not yous." Where's Ye at dawg? I thought you were going to have him on... er... Ye I mean. Not ME Hym but Ye him."

by Hym Iam January 26, 2023

premature exodus

A young or adolescent faggot or queer; a young confused human.

Because of you my son is an premature exodus.

by Ali Mehr May 11, 2023