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excrebate

The act of voiding one's bowels while simultaneously stimulating one's genitalia.
Man, that guy was driving so fast. He really must have had to excrebate.
by ohnoitsgodzilla August 31, 2015
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EXCREMENTOGRAM ELEMENTS

In the MACY'S RESTROOM of the GALLERIA MALL painstakingly scrutinizing the CLUSTERGRAM elements covered by partial or fall excrement.
I will list for you here the EXCREMENTOGRAM ELEMENTS: AMEOBA COATS GOT IT. MOKING ADULT SEX ACTS BRAIN WASTE MATTER PRIMARY ASSHOLE OOON HI OFFEND UNOWVINE LEFT BALL STINKS LIKE SHIT PARADOXICAL TRUISM MINESFIELD SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL

WHY WY Y GOOD LIAR BAD LIFE

BAD ASS CON DEVIANT HOMOSEXUAL CHAINSMOKERS = WATER DEPRIVERS

ME EVERY CUMCRAPTION SHITEATER
by NEW HETEROSEXUALITY July 18, 2021
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Aero-Excretory Phobia

Fear of plummeting bird droppings.

Who HASN'T been crapped on by a junk eagle (aka: seagull), pigeon, or anything else with wings and a sniperous aim? It's enough to induce spontaneous vomiting! Seagulls eat fast food tossaways. Or anything . It's not just the gross green or yellow tinge as the bird-bomb slimes its way down your shoulder or side of the face - which triggers the big puke, it's also the stench.
The intensity of my Aero-Excretory Phobia is directly relative to the number of birds flying above my head.
by Scribester March 11, 2018
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