A type of cake found in the Old Testament of the Bible made of wheat, barley, beans, lentils, millet and spelt, and cooked over a fire of crap.
Ezekiel 4:12 (NIV) - "Eat the food as you would a barley cake; bake it in the sight of the people, using human excrement as fuel."
Ezekiel 4:12 (NIV) - "Eat the food as you would a barley cake; bake it in the sight of the people, using human excrement as fuel."
You can have your Ezekiel 4:12 cake and eat it too...
by What is Fanbitch? June 22, 2006
Get the Ezekiel 4:12 cake mug.Ezekiel is an amazing person, loved by many. He has an amazing body, super smart and very handsome. He can date who ever but only has eyes for one person. His laugh is embarrassing and he loves to eat cake. Very brave. And 9/10 has a BBC
Ezekiel looks good today
by Tthefactss March 11, 2019
Get the Ezekiel mug.When you give a punk a nice cinematic speach right before you kick his ass. Doesn't actually have to be the quote from the bible, can be something creative that just belongs in a movie. First made popular by the Prophet Ezekiel in the early 2300 BC era. Then no body really cared about it for another 4294 years until used in Quinton Terentino's Pulp Fiction
John:For ten years I've hated you, every hour of every day I dreamed about this very minute. You and me, alone, with no one for you to hide behind. And the second my fist cracks against your face, the second you see your own blood splatting out of your mouth, the second you hit the ground with your dull trembling body, you will wish it was over, but it won't be. It wont be for a very, very long time. Shall we get started?
James: Oh fuck, I'm dead, he just gave me the ol'Ezekiel twenty-five:seventeen
James: Oh fuck, I'm dead, he just gave me the ol'Ezekiel twenty-five:seventeen
by i have a long pole October 18, 2005
Get the Ezekiel twenty-five:seventeen mug.one of the most legendary and inspiring writers of the new era, it is said that he has a secret alliance with the other legend of a U.D. publisher, the voice of the common cock, it is said that no one being has ever discovered who he is , some may think they know, but there is only one being that truly knows the meaning behind the prophet we all know and love, and thats the voice of the common cock, it is also rumored that he is William Shakespear reincarnated to speak the truth to all the non believers
the prophet of ezekiel and the voice of the common cock are 2 of the greatest writers since the ancient rock carvings of the cavemen
by The Prophet of Ezekiel October 2, 2011
Get the The Prophet of Ezekiel mug.A Dirty Ezekiel is when a man ties you down and caresses you while kissing you deep and hard. Then once you are completely naked he doesn't let you adjust to his d*ck and still kisses you wile you are tied up.
He was your best sex ever?
Yeah, oh god he was Ezekiel! So dirty.
Woah.
Yeah Dirty Ezekiel was amazing.
Yeah, oh god he was Ezekiel! So dirty.
Woah.
Yeah Dirty Ezekiel was amazing.
by Go.ahead.stalk.him June 27, 2021
Get the Dirty Ezekiel mug.Someone who is a good player in online games, usually of the first person shooter genre, but doesn't boast about the fact, and will go easy on noobies
EeekiE! RAR!
by Scott Chapman December 24, 2003
Get the eeekie mug.Ekei is an efik name,a girl that is very intelligent,beautiful and smart.Others are usually jealous and try to play tricks on her but trust me she is smarter than you think .She is extremely creative and very lovable .
Ekei is very nice.
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