Durp

A new relationship being strongly criticized, talked about, and questioned until it is established.

Harry Potter: Oy Ron, you and Hermione are in quite a durp!

Ron: Yeah mate but at least i'm gettin some

by JennaKicksAss! March 15, 2008

durps

Symonym for Slurpee sold at 7-11, used in NSW, Australia

"Want to go to 7-11 for a durps?"

by JJsydd September 18, 2009

Durp

The ability for one to create a mindset where he/she truly believes that playing/practicing trumpet is harder and more difficult than playing a sport like Football (American).

David: "Playing trumpet is harder than sports."
Scott: "Harder than Lacrosse?"
David: "Yes, Trumpet is the best and hardest thing to do in the world,"
Scott: "The only way playing trumpet could be harder than a sport would be if you were playing trumpet and busting at the same time,"
David: "You guys are asshole,"
Scott: "This kid is a Durp,"

by redskull224 July 7, 2009

Durp

The word Durp comes from dip shit. Originally "Durp Shurt", it was quickly shortened to durp. Since that was more easier to say.

Ted: I hate peta!

Fred: Yeah! There a buncha durps!

or

Bob: Your a DURP!

Rob: WTF does that mean?

by WarrenOfDurp October 3, 2008

Durps

retards who think they can play sports

Man, look at those durps, thinking they can woop us.

by jon8908 June 16, 2011

Durp

Another name for marijuana.

Yo man!...got any durp?
DDDuuudddee you look hella durped!
JIM: "Man! I bored"
Friend: "Lets go smoke some Durp"
Both: YAAAA!!!!

by mark gio December 30, 2007

Durp

When you burn someone.

When a friend orders stuffed crust pizza and you eat it all except for one little piece with no crust. When they see this you yell DURP! and proceed to laugh your ass off.

by Jay February 14, 2004