crocs

Shoes with minimal traction. Highly comfortable. See also: masturbating shoes
A: I love crocs.
B: Except to walk in!
A: Ha Ha.
B: You know it's true...
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Croc

A relatively underrated Playstation game that came out around the same time as Crash Bandicoot, Spyro the Dragon, and so on. In the game, you run around as a little crocodile dude, trying to save the Gobbos (little fuzzballs) that raised you since you washed up on their island's shore.

It's your basic platformer, with an oversimplified plot.
Jessica: Hey, I heard you had Croc!
Kurt: Yeah! I haven't played that game in ages!
Danielle: Croc?
Kurt: It came out about the time that Crash Bandicoot, and Spyro came out. It's similar to them, only a whole lot simpler.
Jessica: And the graphics are really cute!
Danielle: Alright, let's try this game out...
by The_Exuberant_Face October 07, 2010
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Crocs

Ugly ass shoes that have stupid ass holes in them!
My friend wears ugly ass stupid crocs everyday!
by Dumb Crocs March 12, 2014
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crocs

uglyest shoes around. they maybe be comfy but you still look like a homo. aka mikey pants
"dudee these crocs are so sick come on you gotta get a pair"
"check out the design you look like friggen spiderman!"
by crocs suck July 17, 2008
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Crocs are shoes invented for fags - not the one you inhale retard - but the shoe type.
these shoes were invented by a blind man with no taste in women. made by Crocs, Inc. is a shoe manufacturer founded by entrepreneur George B. Boedecker, Jr. to produce and distribute a stupid plastic clog design acquired from a Quebec company called Foam Creations -also stupid - The shoe had originally been developed as a spa shoe. The first model produced by Crocs, the Crocs Beach, was unveiled in 2002 at the Ft. Lauderdale Boat Show, and sold out the 200 pairs produced at that time - what kinda fool buys these !?
bob : OMG hes got stoopid shoes with holes in
tom: yeah there crocs

bob: must be a fag.
by Mr.Haywood.U.Blomie May 25, 2010
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Crocs

Inexpensive, plastic, waterproof & often colorful footear for men and women.
I will only date guys who wear their crocs with tube socks & manties.

My boyfriend and I have matching crocs.
by Kel-Kan December 08, 2015
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"Giant feet condoms with holes in them." ~Jenna Marbles
Crocs are just giant feet condoms with holes in them: they prevent you from getting laid, they don't totally protect you, and they look rather silly.
by ScarlettaFermatta December 29, 2014
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