crimped

the state of mind of being completely baked after smoking weed.

duu I'm fuckin crimped to the moon right now.

Yeah, I'm too crimped to function.

Them daiper nugs gettin me crimped! Cheaa boyeeee

Crimpin' ain't easy.

by grainzz April 24, 2011

Crimp

On the toilet having a good dump.

Poping to the loo to crimp one off

by ej2095 July 1, 2014

crimp

A crimp is a penis that does not open, and has no opening to pee, if that can be visualised. It is largely mythical as I have yet to come across someone who will openly admit to having a crimp. But then male lactation is also largely mythical but there are many websites devoted solely to that practise...

Do you have a crimp?

My god, you do as well!!!

by Very Expert December 25, 2005

crimp

an asshole. brown eye. dookie shute. it refers to ur asshole looking like the top of a bottle where the cap is crimpped.

When that fat bitch bent over i saw her nasty crimp.

by "EL CONQUISTADOR" February 27, 2009

Crimp

Rudys house

Aye let’s go to the crimp and smoke

by Hshxbsuxjjejd June 4, 2018

crimp

A merging of the title, "Criminal Pimp."

Yo Crimp, where all da hos at?!

by Shaun December 30, 2003

crimp hole

It's your but hole

Your a sexy woman with a sexy crimp hole

by Markolovesdarkhole August 25, 2016