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An act or procedure intended to achieve a particular end using deceptive practices such as free samples or free promotions.
Bryan got columbia housed and now has a girlfriend.

Im going to read the fine print so that I don't get columbia housed.
by bllforchforpresident February 27, 2009
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A Medium sized town in central missouri representing the most liberal area for over one hundred miles in any direction. It is also the home of the university of missouri and pulls in many great musicians as well as artists. Also, being the fourth largest town in the state, it draws in crowds from all over the surrounding area to do things like go to the mall.
Mark: Dude, lets go to Columbia tonight,
Ross: Yeah, I heard that its the only place in mid missouri to find a famous barr.
by Mark Andre September 16, 2005
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A "Columbia Heights Breakfast" is when you break two eggs on her tittays, and attempt to scramble them with your chorizo sausage
Last night I brought a chic to my apartment, we fooled around, and in the morning I made her a Columbia Heights Breakfast. Them tits was amazing
by Angee Bear aka CH Enforcer September 2, 2009
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A school from the literal pits of hell but I'm still proud to attend. Did the security guard hit my juul? Yeah its called community millburn heads do not know the vibes on jah FUCK millburn. could not be happier to grow up w such a cool group of weed smokers and white claw sippers. racially divided? you bet. girls who look like fat free milk thinking they run the school? how did you know! so in essence its aggy but like u can exxxpress urself just dont be a fucking loser
Do you go to Columbia High School?
Yeah how did you know?
ur tits are big
by waynecal420 October 3, 2019
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The fifth oldest school in the United States, and a member of the prestigious Ivy League. Columbia University was founded in 1754 as King's College, and the university has switched locations three times within the island of Manhattan. Although Columbia was founded as a loyalist university, Alexander Hamilton, a Columbia alum, helped keep the university going after the Revolution, alongside his fellow Columbian, John Jay.

Columbia is currently located in the Morningside Heights Neighborhood of Manhattan, near Harlem. However, the school has completely gentrified the area, and the neighborhood has become as overpriced as the rest of New York. The University is also the largest private landowner in New York City, along with the Catholic Church, and the endowment is one of the largest in the nation. Tuition for undergrads averages to about $50,000 per year, and graduate tuition tends to be even higher.

The University's journalism school issues the Pulitzer Prize every year, and Columbia University professors and alums lay claim to the invention of FM radio, the early stages of the Manhattan Project, and a number of other advances. Furthermore, Columbia lays claim to more Nobel Prize winning affiliates than any other university in the world.

Undergraduate colleges include Columbia College and the School of Engineering and Applied Sciences. Columbia is also affiliated with the Seven Sisters school, Barnard College; however, most Columbia students do not refer to Barnard girls as Columbians, and undergrads from the two schools often hate that Barnard girls think they go to Columbia. Barnard degrees are certified by Columbia, and the schools' respective students often argue and complain about Barnard's relationship.

Columbia College's acceptance rate usually hovers below 9%, making the school one of the most exclusive universities in the world. Columbia students are usually left in the political arena, and the school is regarded as one of the most liberal ivies; however, most students at Columbia are usually spoiled rich kids. In contrast to other ivies, many Columbia students solely apply to Columbia, instead of applying to all of the ivies. Many students are lured to the school by the appeal of living in New York City.

Columbia's other schools include the prestigious Columbia law school, Teacher's College, and the School of Physicians and Surgeons. All Columbia graduate programs are ranked within the top 10 in the country, and the schools are incredibly difficult to get into.

Columbia alums include Barack Obama, Alexander Hamilton, Robert Livingston, Jack Kerouac, Theodore Roosevelt, Lou Gherig, Madeleine Albright, Eric Holder, Warren Buffett, Spiderman and many other world leaders in business, politics, medicine, and all other disciplines.
Guy 1: Isn't Columbia University the only Ivy in New York?
Columbian: Well, there is Cornell.
Guy 1: Like I said, isn't Columbia the only Ivy in New York?
by Columbian Pride February 4, 2009
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Columbia Point

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Was a place in Massachusetts where did you did not want to go to from the 60's through the 90's. Located in doechester Ma. Also known as Harbor Point when the name was officially changed in 1988. The people in Columbia Point were known for there resources and very good connections or to "what ever you want". The people were also known for robberies, drugs, and gun play. Cops, ambulance and firemen rarely visited durring the 60's 70's 80's.
1. "You from the columbia point?" Do you know so and so...
2. "You going to the point?" Ok... well... Ill just wait here.
3. "You from the point?" Yes, "I heard about yall!"
4. "You should not go to the point unless you are strapped!"
by Matti-Ali June 10, 2009
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Columbia River Snowball

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An act of revenge that begins with shitting in a river and packing the pile like a snowball. Once the proper shape and consistency is achieved it can be hurled at the culprit.
Pat was tired of putting up with Rays taunts so he gave him a Columbia River Snowball.
by Thud Pickles March 30, 2009
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