colorguard

There are exactly 3 types of people in colorguard:

1) The sluts that want to wear the usually skintight outfits.

2) The fat sluts that think they look good in the skintight outfits.

3) Gay guys.

Spectator 1: "Whoa, why is there a team of whales on the football field?"

Spectator 2: "Oh, that's just the colorguard"

Spectator 1: "Oh, holla"

by Buttmonger March 21, 2005

colorguard

1. If you're military... Respect.
2. If you're at the collegiate level, props, cuz that some hard shit, and you also might be fine
3. If you're high school you most likely not fine, and think color guard is hard shit but i've seen some overweight, out of shape, uncoordinated girls get that shit down and thats not saying much.

1. Oh shit! colorguard lets show our respect
2. Oh shit! colorguard that one girl is actually fine.
3. Oh shit! colorguard ......halftime over yet?
and most likely if u thumb this down you probably one of the grip of colorguard girls who put up one of the posts sayin this is like the hardest shit in the world.

by real-talk September 8, 2008

Colorguard

Cheerleading for the girls who weren't hot enough to be cheerleaders.

Sure cheerleaders are self-centered cunts, but they're atleast hot....the colorguard girls are the same...just not as hot...sometimes not even hot at all.

by Senator Assface August 28, 2006

Colorguard

Not dance. Not cheer. Not gymnastics. Cologuard incorporates techniques and moves from these, but only the most basic of them. Not dancers. Not cheerleaders. Not gymnasts. Unless of course there is prior training you are none of these. These sports require an insane amount of muscle, coordination(which props to you, you guys do have to focus incredibly hard and have crazy coordination), musicality, technique, discipline, training, flexibility, and TIMING TIMING TIMING, someone guard is almost always off, and please point your toes and straighten your legs. You guys do a lot of these, but not in the same way or with the same mastery and professionalism. High school colorguard is cool and totally a sport, but you are NOT DANCERS, GYMNASTS, OR CHEERLEADERS!!!

Cg kid: does a sodecha with bent legs and flexed feet* “Colourgaurd is way harder than dance”
Cg kid: does a cartwheel with absolutely no form* “Cheerleaders are so stupid and they can’t even do stunts”
Cg kid: does a backbend and complains all week* “colourgaurd is way harder than gymnastics. We do acrobatics all the time”
Dancer: shakes head* “those are supposed to be jazz runs?”
Cheerleader: “I’m the stupid one? At least I can count”
Gymnast: “That was good execution???”
I guess that’s colorguard

by Fucking_Ravenclaw November 23, 2018

colorguard

the marching bands cheerleaders

all the guys stared at the colorguard during the marching show

by life is an std September 9, 2010

Colorguard

in high school- a group of fat ugly cows that was rejected from any sort of cheerleading, dance team, or theatre, and wish to be accepted to some sort of group, so they hang out with all the other hideous rejects by getting together and parading around a football field twirling flags and annoying the drumline and usually taking points away from a superior band because they're so uncoordinated that can't move their hands and walk at the same time. every now and then, there is a pretty and skinny girl who does colorguard because her instrument isn't in a marching band; ie oboe, bassoon, etc.

college level and above- a group of highly skilled and extremely attractive girls and maybe a gay guy who leave audiences in awe with the art of flag twirling.

in highschool, colorguard is a joke. whenever they run by, the drumline always yells, "STAMPEDE!"

in college, the colorguard is made up of a bunch of hotties in sexy outfits. they also twirl flags really well.

by butterfinger November 14, 2005

colorguard

Chick, or dude, that throws flags. also known as "Flaggets"

Look at that colorguard! The flagget just dropped her flag!

by hill October 29, 2005