by life is an std September 9, 2010
in high school- a group of fat ugly cows that was rejected from any sort of cheerleading, dance team, or theatre, and wish to be accepted to some sort of group, so they hang out with all the other hideous rejects by getting together and parading around a football field twirling flags and annoying the drumline and usually taking points away from a superior band because they're so uncoordinated that can't move their hands and walk at the same time. every now and then, there is a pretty and skinny girl who does colorguard because her instrument isn't in a marching band; ie oboe, bassoon, etc.
college level and above- a group of highly skilled and extremely attractive girls and maybe a gay guy who leave audiences in awe with the art of flag twirling.
college level and above- a group of highly skilled and extremely attractive girls and maybe a gay guy who leave audiences in awe with the art of flag twirling.
in highschool, colorguard is a joke. whenever they run by, the drumline always yells, "STAMPEDE!"
in college, the colorguard is made up of a bunch of hotties in sexy outfits. they also twirl flags really well.
in college, the colorguard is made up of a bunch of hotties in sexy outfits. they also twirl flags really well.
by butterfinger November 4, 2005
by hill October 29, 2005
Usually fat chicks who can't make the cheerleading squad. In general, they're the bands cheerleaders. Lucky them. They wear tight uniforms that makes their fat jiggle.
Yay let's spend our halftime watching girls twirl things while the band plays. i just love colorguard.
by ShannonNaomi October 27, 2011
1. A group of stupid-ass girls who think they're a part of something because they can twirl a flag, but in reality, the band kids make fun of them, what does that say?
by Claire3333 March 14, 2009
by PEEWEE MONTES October 14, 2005
Colorguard is a group of fat bitches, and usually a gay dude who twirl around flags at football games in front of the marching band. These fat asses weren't good at playing an instrument in the band, so they joined the guard. What's sad is that they all think it's a real sport. If color guard is a sport, then taking a shit is a sport too. Nobody likes listening to the band or watching thses uglies throwing around flags. High schools around the country can improve their budget by cutting this "sport."
Guy 1 at football game: "DUUUUDE did you see how ugly the colorguard girls are?"
Guy 2: "Yeah I did. Seeing them makes me want to be dead."
Guy 2: "Yeah I did. Seeing them makes me want to be dead."
by Stylez Pness June 16, 2008