Chelsea from LCC

The best person who has ever lived on planet Earth. Everything about her will leave you stunned. She is caring, kind, beautiful, just the perfect amount shy and can always make you happy. She is the smartest person on Earth, and she knows the time to use it. She always holds her friends close. Anyone who comes into contact with her will be enjoyed and if anyone gets to be in a relationship with her is a lucky person. FYI: I miss you

Chelsea from LCC is the best person on Earth.

by You know who I am. @ml365.5 August 26, 2019

The Chaldean Effect

When a hard working immigrant, Chaldean in particular, comes to the United States, makes money, and then proceeds to spoil their kids, creating the biggest douche-bag possible that personifies every negative aspect of American lifestyle, with an emphasis on greed and being flashy.

1. Dude, Jamil has really nice parents, why is he such a douche-bag?

Chaldean Effect, bro.

2. Hey did you hear Chalad's family is losing their 8,000 sq ft. house? They had a Hummer, a Mercedes, a party store, and 300 cell phones, thought they were rich?

Nah, just flashy. The Chaldean Effect.

by Mitch Walsh May 18, 2011

Chelsea Smile

A torturing term used all around the world but originating in Chelsea. The victim's hands are tied or held and the sides of there mouth are cut slightly breaking the strong lip structure. The victim is then kicked very hard in the nuts or in the case of a woman a leg is broken and as the victim screams the cuts rip creating the Chelsea Smile.

That (cunts) been sleeping with my wife, give him a Chelsea Smile.

by James Spencer June 15, 2005

Chelsea Grin

A form of torture.

Typically, two one inch incisions are made at the corners of the victim's mouth. Then the victim is tortured causing them to scream. This tears the flesh along the sides of the mouth, leaving a "grin".

Can alternatively be called a Glasgow Smile .

Heath Ledger's Joker has a Chelsea Grin.

Ichi the Killer has a Chelsea Grin.

by dirtybird4t46345222 October 19, 2008

Chelsea Life Jacket

A common type of sleeveless jacket, also known as a Gilet. Often seen on the streets of the Royal Borough of Kensington on Chelsea.

"Here comes Tabitha in her Chelsea Life Jacket"

by _LDN April 26, 2021

Chelsea Handler

The least funny person on planet Earth who should die.

Sally: Ugh. Tammy's making those stupid jokes again that aren't even funny. She's acting like Chelsea Handler.

by ieatmarshmallows December 19, 2010

Chelsea Tractor

A 4 x 4 car such as a Range Rover, a Mercedes GL or a BMW X5 which is driven in wealthier suburban areas such as Chelsea
a typical one (new) costs over £40,000
some examples of Chelsea Tractors

Mercedes M
BMW X5
Audi Q7
Lexus RX
Range Rover
Porsche Cayenne

Despite the four wheel drive, Most Chelsea Tractors almost never go off-road

by Someguywhopostedhere October 23, 2011