Cats and dogs

A dog will do shit a cat would never do, like beg for food.

The difference between cats and dogs-

Dog- Please fill my bowl, I'm beggin you, don't do this to me!
Dog owner- Shut the fuck up faggot!

Cat- What's up? You got my food yet? Don't make me come back again before that bowl is full a second time. If that bowl isn't full by the time I get back...
Cat owner- All right, all right god dammit, you're not the only one ready to eat you know?

by Solid Mantis November 17, 2020

Cat dog

The cat dog is a type of cat that when you throw something will bring it back to you. This special type of cat will also follow you around and will walk like one to. You would think that the cat was possessed by a dog.

*throws ball* *cat brings it back* woah you really are a cat dog

by Eshayyyyyyy bahhhhhhhhh March 27, 2021

Cat dog

When you are looking at a rainbow and your dog comes up behind you with a dead cat

Omg John I just experienced a CAT DOG the other day!

by Peepeepoopoo pp January 18, 2022

Cat-Dog

When you shit in another person's ass in a sexual manor

"Honey I want to try something new tonight"
"Like what babe?"
"Can we Cat-Dog?"
"Hell yeah!"

by Sinistersir July 18, 2023

Cat dog

Half pussy , half bitch referring to a flat out two tone , backstabbing coward

Elliot copied my work and reported me for cheating , man's a cat dog

by Tigawanna December 09, 2019

Cats vs Dogs

A debate between who is better dogs or cats. to be honest no one is better in this debate its really depends what your needs are if you want a loyal and obedient pet then dog is for you if you prefer a low maintenance pet then a cat is for you or maybe your both either way both are cute and cuddly and deserve to have a loving owner :)

Cats vs Dogs:
P1:I love Cats :3
P2:Oh cool I love Dogs :)
P1:cool :3

by Greatdefiner0291 November 23, 2023

Cat Soup with extra Dog Gravy

The best consumption to have with you daily dose of Bean consumption

My Cat Soup with extra Dog Gravy was cold

by Doodlebobber2881 June 13, 2021