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Coach Calhoun

A form of male masturbation where one dunks his penis into a glass of ice water at the moment of climax. Named after Coach Calhoun of Grease. Although he was struck with pies by Eugene it is plausible he could also be subject to a dunk tank at the carnival.
While Yanking and Tearing at his cock, Tom realized he was about to ejaculate. Without a sock, and no desire to soil his tummy with semen, Tom turned to his glass of ice water and plunged his member in for discharge. As his mind cleared following this elation, Tom was reminded of the great Coach Calhoun and that time he was dunked in the water tank
by anonymous March 20, 2025
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people are nice ig but some kids act like they’re the shit . all the females are bitches . Shitty ass dress code not even bc the students are looking it’s becuase the teachers don’t know how to restrain themselves the pe teacher straight up said you can’t be looking like that in that exact manner bc i was showing my shoulder and was looking at my boobs . And all the females act like they the shit bc they vape in the bathrooms :)
by Yourmomisafag October 8, 2021
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