blowtard

A chick that sucked so much dick she became a retard
OR
Someone that's soooo bad at giving head.

"She seems a little slow", NO, she is a Blowtard.
"Does she ride the shor bus" NO, she rides a lot of cock.... she is a Blowtard

by Kalanii August 19, 2006

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A Guy that or girl Sniffs Cocaine and acts retarded ,Or a Gay guy Or girl that is addicted to giving Blow jobs.

Chris Cocker sure is a hot Blowtard! Or that Blowtard sniffed up all our Cocaine .

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blow-hard

"Milton fucked that up pretty good. What a blow-hard."

by Nergen July 1, 2003

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Keith Olbermann is a Blowtard, see:
www.olbermannwatch.com

by Bobby Mc October 11, 2008

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Upper Blowhardia: a new region near Berzerkistan inhabited by creatures known as Trumps, Becks and Limbaughs.

We don't take what he says seriously because he's from Upper Blowhardia and can't help himself.

by dchendo June 11, 2011

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someone who knows little about perverted things and porn but pretends they know it all.

person 1: William said he knew what a dildo is but wouldnt say what is was! haaha!
person 2 : yea. what a fucking blowtard!

by audrilove April 18, 2009

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