beef curtain

n. a womans pleasure area that is dark and has excessive loose skin that resembles roast beef.

Mark: That bitch was fine.
Colt: Yeah?
Mark: But when I got her home with the lights on and her pants of she had an expired beef curtain

by wide ass hole October 1, 2011

beefcurtains

faff flaps

she twitched as she tweaked her faff flaps

by Daveth January 6, 2004

beef curtain

a vagina that looks like a fresh, fleshy open wound. Can sometimes resemble a dogs gums.

that girl got slammed so many times, she has beef curtain.

by Corey-O December 12, 2008

beefcurtains

A sentence for a guy who decides to screw or is drunk enough to screw a fat chick.

Who, dude, are you gonna bang that fat beeyotch?

Fo' shizzle!

Then it's beefcurtains for you!

by The Drizzle January 25, 2005

roast beef curtain

a floppy, open, or gaping vagina

dude how was shelly. man she had a fuckin roast beef curtain....shit was gross

by creag January 1, 2006

butthole beefcurtains

when a human tattoos or surgically adds beefcurtains to their anus.

Meahgan flapped away from work by the wings of her butthole beefcurtains.

by mungus man of beef June 30, 2008

Royal Beef Curtain

A sexual act in which one male and one shemale have sexual relations where the male focuses his sexual aggression on the area upon the shemale where the absent beef curtain is believed to exist.

"Wow dude. That shemale was hot last night, but was she hot enough to let you give her the old royal beef curtain????"
"Yeah, I bought her a one way ticket to beef town and hitchhiked all the way there on her shemale skin flute."

by BeefMeister February 23, 2014