bakalon

1. A millenial raised to believe he is capable and successful despite mounting evidence to the contrary.
2. A momma's boy who wears pants too large, and ALWAYS has a red shirt handy
3. Date raper of socks.
4. Someone willing to take advantage of techical loopholes to save money on car insurance.
5. AKA John
6. AKA Rübèn

Never touch a sock that belongs to Bakalon, it has DNA in it.

by ryngo d Lamb November 22, 2021

bakalated

when the baka besties surround you and you have no way out

oh no all the bakas are getting up she’s about to get bakalated

by guess_who# January 24, 2022

bakalated

the act of getting harassed by a baka bestie

she was bakalated when the bakas surrounded her with no way out

by bakaslander1 January 24, 2022

bakaloo

a schmuck

you're acting like a real bakaloo right now

by mushbunny April 28, 2022

bakalan

It can be a negative trait a person can have, a non derogatory curse word, or a war cry.

"Jen just left me, she's such a bakalan.", "I just stubbed my toe, bakalan!~", "BAKALAAAAAN"

by pilott July 8, 2025

silly bakalaca

mattea.

oh they are such a silly bakalaca

by hotchild428 May 30, 2021