National Ass Day

National Ass Day is on May 11. On this day, you are ordered to slap at least one butt.

Dear Miss Microballs,

I'm sorry I slapped Scarlette's butt today, but it was for a good cause. If you didn't know, today is National Ass Day. The Thing with this day is you need to slap at least one person's butt the whole day.

Love, Jiggleballs

by periodwithtrans May 4, 2023

National ass pic day

July 4th send a guy a ass pic

Guy: hey yk what tdy is, national ass pic day

Women: oh ya!

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by Hdjndndbdhjdnnx July 3, 2023

National ass pic day

Celebrated in August 23rd, if told about this day, one is required to send a booty pic to the recipient. Rules are rules
Bruh is national booty pic day let’s see it

Today is national ass pic day, oh *sends ass pic* thank you

by TheBestmenofThemenformen August 23, 2023

National Ass pic Day

December 29th is National Ass pic day. Send an ass pic to your boyfriend or a chosen friend.

-It's national ass pic day, uk what to do!
-📸

by Flosey December 29, 2023

National Ass pic day

November 4

It's November 4! Its national ass pic day

by himfr696969 December 4, 2024

national fake ass friend day

On August 10, it will be a day to expose any and all of your fake friends from the past and present. You can expose them, drop them, do whatever you please to show them that they’re fake. A fake person should not be posting about this day.

Me: yo they needs have a day just for fake ppl. I got so many who could be exposed.
Her: National Fake Ass Friend day is on August 10th. Have fun!

by Bhaddiebae August 5, 2019

National kick ass day

The day you get to beat tf fuck out of someone

“Damn damazia beat tf out of those kids that were talking shit about him.that’s national kick ass day”

by That’s that dude April 12, 2019