Prior to ejaculation, the abe lincolnist spits on his partners back to mislead him/her into thinking that the act of releasing sperm has occured. BUT when the abe lincolnee turns around, he/she is met with a conscious-terminating punch in the face. The abe lincolnist, penis in hand, truly finishes the act on the victim's face. The sperm is then polished erotically over the lower part of the face. The hair of the dupe is then viciously chopped off and smeared onto the sperm skin to create the Abe Lincoln sex beard. (Hat is optional)
"Hey Mary whatcha doin with an "Abe Lincoln" on?! Its 4 oclock in the day and we're in church!"
"Ow Darn Chuck just abe lincolned me again last night!"
"Ow Darn Chuck just abe lincolned me again last night!"
by Kauf Orchard October 17, 2007
Get the "Abe Lincoln"mug. by PKMUTHA January 28, 2010
Get the Abe Lincolnmug. The act of ejaculating on a woman's face and then tossing a hand full of your own pubis hairs onto her face.
by Mark Timmothy May 11, 2009
Get the Abe Lincolnmug. Your banging the girl from behind until your ready to bust, then you pull out and shoot her in the back of the head
by CP A620 April 3, 2005
Get the the abe lincolnmug. 1) When an unconscious person gets their face skeeted on, then their pubes trimmed and stuck to their face to form a beard, then adorned with a top hat.
2) He freed the negros.
3) A wrestler who became the sixteeth president of the United States. It's a job, right?
4) When a partner, during intercourse, shits logs of feces onto their partner's face, building a cabin.
2) He freed the negros.
3) A wrestler who became the sixteeth president of the United States. It's a job, right?
4) When a partner, during intercourse, shits logs of feces onto their partner's face, building a cabin.
"Nick was the first to pass out at the Delta Gama frat party. They dropped their pants, then Abe Lincoln'd him for being a pussy."
_
"Abe Lincoln freed the niggers"
_
"I'm going to Abe Lincoln my way to the White House."
_
"Billy wouldn't fuck me tonight. I got the blue balls so bad that I Abe Lincoln'd a shit cabin on his mouth while he slept."
"Patty wouldn't give me oral last night after her dentist appointment, so she gave me an Abe Lincoln instead."
_
"Abe Lincoln freed the niggers"
_
"I'm going to Abe Lincoln my way to the White House."
_
"Billy wouldn't fuck me tonight. I got the blue balls so bad that I Abe Lincoln'd a shit cabin on his mouth while he slept."
"Patty wouldn't give me oral last night after her dentist appointment, so she gave me an Abe Lincoln instead."
by Mejosh March 23, 2009
Get the Abe Lincolnmug. an Abe Lincoln is when ur about to ejaculate and u proceed to make ur release all over her face where a beard like Abe Lincoln's would go and then u shave off ur pubes and let them fall on her face creating a beard.
note: in this day and age females shouldn't have enough pubic hair to create the beard for an Abe Lincoln, and if they like the look of pubic hair or something they should be wearing a merkin
note: in this day and age females shouldn't have enough pubic hair to create the beard for an Abe Lincoln, and if they like the look of pubic hair or something they should be wearing a merkin
by Binch Merkin April 8, 2004
Get the Abe Lincolnmug. While having sex with a woman in the rear entry position, the sexual act of withdrawling the penis immediately prior to orgasm and ejaculating with enough range to "shoot" her in the back of the head.
by J&N'SBUDDY May 12, 2007
Get the Abe Lincolnmug.