a mans bestfriend 

A dog

A mans bestfriend is dog

a mans bestfriend by Work it 💗 May 17, 2017

National cut a mans dick off 

April 25th when its legal to cut any mans dick off that was bad to you

Victim:Do you know what day is it?
(Male)r@pist:No what?
Victim:Its national cut a mans dick off
R@pist:What??
Victim:*cuts his dick off*

National cut a mans dick off by kambadassihm March 21, 2021

Smells like a mans ham 

A funny smell that is familiar to the distinct odour of a mans genitalia.

What’s that smell, it smells like a mans ham.

Smells like a mans ham by Rick Terror November 17, 2006

a mans gotta eat, a ducks gotta die 

what you say when you see a duck, see someone murdering a duck, currently murdering the duck yourself or when you are eating a duck. Only the coolest people know this great saying by the Red Ducks

*sees someone eating a duck"
"a mans gotta eat, a ducks gotta die"
"your quite correct, the duck is dead; I am eating it"

a mans gotta eat, a ducks gotta die by Red Ducks August 24, 2017

text-a-mans 

A text or email sent to a man for a weekend tribute.

LET’S ALL SEND OUT SOME TEXT-A-MANS

text-a-mans by D-Dizzle81 January 5, 2017

A Mans Meal Plan 

Single- find a kitchen fully stocked including a woman

Married- whys your woman not in the kitchen?

A Mans Meal Plan
If a man is asking friends for meal plans, remind him of these essential meal plans

A Mans Meal Plan by Doobie87 July 17, 2017

a mans 

A man or female that has their shit together; career, appearance, attitude, health, and life. They radiant dominant alpha energy. The biggest sign that you is a mans is that you know it and don't need others to tell you. Your confidence is contagious and makes you desirable. You also refer to someones significant other as a "mans" when they act up, or do something funny. BIG DICK ENERGYYYYYYYY

e.g.1

Becky: OMGGGG have you seen Chad,he sooooo hot!

Karen: Yes gurl, hes such a mans!

e.g. 2

Bro 1: your chick is acting crazy

Bro 2: whachuuu mean?

Bro 1: just get your mans b she out here wildinnnnn

a mans by 1412bitch August 20, 2019