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relic

an object surviving from an earlier time, especially one of historical or sentimental interest.
by guy with all the words February 5, 2024
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relic lost

The state of being unable to close your anus after losing your anal virginity.
A: Wow, are you sure you're okay? You've been going to the toilet a lot.
B: It's nothing, I just got my relic lost, it'll heal.
by Robert Roberswine September 27, 2023
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Relic

A very horny person, they stalk the people they love, and they are very nice, but they will infect any and all with their own special disease if you get too close to them. But overall, they are cool.

p.s: If they have Relic as their Xbox or Playstation Gamertag, please don't expect them to have big tits or a decently sized rack. Also, they will be dumb.
Friend 1: Hey I have a Relic as a friend
Friend 2: You poor, poor soul
by Ness_Lucas November 14, 2021
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Prism Relic

The place where all the Sonic Special Stages take place. Houses the shrine of the Temporacle. Also half a water stage.
When you find out Prism Relic is half a water stage.
by FBI_WeegeeBoy1243 November 20, 2021
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Covid relic

Objects, signs, rules, or behaviours created during Covid that are still hanging about years later, long after everyone mentally clocked out of the pandemic.

Usually found in workplaces, GP surgeries, shops, or at the back of someone’s brain.

Common examples include:

“Keep 2m distance” floor stickers that everyone now stands on

Faded “How to wash your hands for 20 seconds” posters (with diagrams like it’s rocket science)

Perspex screens protecting absolutely no one

Hand sanitiser stations containing liquid that smells like regret

Signs saying “Masks must be worn” while nobody is wearing one

A workplace notice board still hosting a faded A4 paper of “new Covid rules”, long dead but not yet buried
"I knew the place was badly run when the reception desk still had a Covid relic telling me to keep my distance from a woman coughing directly into my soul.”
by Wildlife Brambler December 16, 2025
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