Based off of Anton Zellinger, the man who discovered Quantum Entanglement (the theory that electrons have the ability in two positions at one time), A Zellinger's Douchebag never states their full, true position. They will always leave their opinion in the subtext, so in a scenario where they are called out for it, they can claim they never said that, despite clearly meaning it.
Zellinger's Douchebag: Did you know straight includes transwomen now?
Person 2: Are you trying to say transwomen aren't women?
Zellinger's Douchebag: What? No! When did I ever say that?
Person 2: Are you trying to say transwomen aren't women?
Zellinger's Douchebag: What? No! When did I ever say that?
by somethingisntwrong;) July 7, 2025
Get the Zellinger's Douchebag mug.The act of going "Full Zellner" is to approach any particular task with absolute meticulousness and zeal, leaving no stone unturned in ones plight to succeed. No effort or expense is spared until the task is complete or goal reached. Some well known people who have gone "Full Zellner" in their line of work are Tommy Wiseau, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Kathleen Zellner.
Friend; How did your prostate check up go?
Patient: It was really uncomfortable, the doctor went "Full Zellner".
Friend: Oh no... is everything ok?
Patient: Yeah everything is fine, I'm 100 percent totally clear.
Friend: At least you know for sure.
Patient: It was really uncomfortable, the doctor went "Full Zellner".
Friend: Oh no... is everything ok?
Patient: Yeah everything is fine, I'm 100 percent totally clear.
Friend: At least you know for sure.
by Det. Lloyd Gross November 14, 2020
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