"?:>L<KMJNHBGVFCDXSZA|}+{_P)O(I*U&Y^T%R$E#W@Q!~

If someone types this, they are about to die from boredom. Going from right to left, 2 rows at a time, while holding the Shift key.

Person 1: Omg i am so bored... "?:>L<KMJNHBGVFCDXSZA|}+{_P)O(I*U&Y^T%R$E#W@Q!~
Person 2: What the...

by WhenCanIGetLunch59 December 10, 2024

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by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. August 4, 2025

C r y s t a l G l o m

A cocktail that can only appear every so often. It requires 2 parts Crystal Pepsi and 1 part Japanese Gin. Can be found in the VOiD. Users claim it tastes like something similar to ノスタルジア

User 1: What are you drinking?
User 2: C r y s t a l G l o m
User 1: ...What... is that?

User 2: Try it
User 1: *takes a sip and precedes to make Dial Up noises

by D00RMAN November 5, 2025

C r y s t a l G l o m

A cocktail that can only appear every so often. It requires 2 parts Crystal Pepsi and 1 part Japanese Gin. Can be found in the VOiD. Users claim it tastes like something similar to ノスタルジア

User 1: What are you drinking?
User 2: C r y s t a l G l o m
User 1: ...What... is that?

User 2: Try it
User 1: *takes a sip and precedes to make Dial Up noises

by D00RMAN November 5, 2025

m n b v c x z l k j h g f d s a p o i u y t r e w q 0 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1

You are dying of boredom. Please tell a loved one you love them, or go to YouTube, or do something to quench this. Please you got this.

Boredom is consuming me, and some examples are typing m n b v c x z l k j h g f d s a p o i u y t r e w q 0 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1.

by 1z2x3c4v5b6n7m890 December 4, 2025

\=]-[0p9o8i7u6y5t4r3e2w1q`'/;.l,kmjnhbgvfcdxsza+|_}){(P*O&I^U%Y$T#R@E!W~Q"?:>L<KMJNHBGVFCDXSZA

1: The result of an extreme case of being "key-bored" (keyboard + bored), where one is so bored they smash their hands across their keyboard. It is often used as a placeholder for nonsensical actions or extreme lack of anything better to do.
2: The string of characters =-0p9o8i7u6y5t4r3e2w1q`'/;.l,kmjnhbgvfcdxsza+|_}){(P*O&I^U%Y$T#R@E!W~Q"?:>L<KMJNHBGVFCDXSZA is a nonsensical sequence used to represent a "keyboard smash" or a sign of extreme boredom.

"Mark was so key-bored during the online meeting that he sent a message that was just:

\=-0p9o8i7u6y5t4r3e2w1q`'/;.l,kmjnhbgvfcdxsza+|_}){(P*O&I^U%Y$T#R@E!W~Q"?:>L<KMJNHBGVFCDXSZA
HELP ME

by SkibidiToeSucker December 5, 2025

icl u pmo n ts pmo sm ngl r u fr rn b fr I h8 bein diff idek anm mn js I h8 ts y r u so b so fr w me rn cz… lol oms icl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, r u srsly srs n fr rn vro? lol atp js go 💔...

I can’t lie, you piss me off and that piss me off so much. Not gonna lie, are you for real right now? Be for real. I hate being different, I don’t even know anymore man, just… I hate this shit, why are you so - be so for real with me right now because… Laugh out loud, on my soul, I can’t lie, that shit pissed me off so much so bad right now, not gonna lie. Are you seriously serious and for real right now, bro? Laugh out loud, at this point, just go.

Bro icl u pmo n ts pmo sm ngl r u fr rn b fr I h8 bein diff idek anm mn js I h8 ts y r u so b so fr w me rn cz… lol oms icl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, r u srsly srs n fr rn vro? lol atp js go 💔...

by That_Shit March 12, 2025