wormy chestnut

A really old kind of wood that was used in antique furniture. Take it from an old-timer guys, if you get a chance to buy some for your "crib", do so.
You can brag to your woman something like this. You: "did you know that this end table is antique, made of genuine wormy chestnut?" Her: "Really, you must know a lot about antiques." You: "Well, you know, i just find them fascinating, and they are so much higher quality than the new furniture." Her: "I know, right?" (Knowing stuff about furniture always impresses the ladies.)
by ledbatz November 10, 2009
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wormy boy

a boy that looks as if he was raised under the earth. must look slightly malnourished and like his only source of calories is weed and late night college snack food. preferably exclusively wears beanies and flannel. boys with short and/or well-cared-for hair need not apply. proceed with caution.
by anonymous123456788910 January 20, 2023
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Wormy Vibes

The cross section between headass and chill; benevolent chaos; childlike happiness but in a lit way
Trevor: Dude, I passed out after watching Ed Ed and Eddy last night after a night of dancing hard and thinking about the moon
Scooter: Wormy vibes, bro. Wormy vibes
by Wormy Vibes August 9, 2019
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Permy wormy

A person who has a perm but denies it
Omg Johnson u have a perm we know it. We know u r a permy wormy.
by Imagine having a perm headass November 13, 2020
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wormy

wormy is a dick bag
by joshthewormysquarmy March 17, 2022
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Wormie

Putting your finger up someone’s ass without consent
Graham gave Carla a wormie and she didn’t talk to him for a week
by CRAYGRAY1234 April 15, 2021
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squirmy wormy

When a lubricated raccoon ingests 2.5 worms while twirling in circles singing the “Barny” theme song. When finished the raccoon proceeds to enter a fish tank with a boner, traumatizing the fish. This

occurrence causes the fish to swim into the lubricated raccoon anus and mate. From there they lay the eggs and exit the anus, in 3 months the raccoon allows baby worm raccoon fish to crawl out of its anus completing the process.
My pet raccoon had the squirmy wormy happen to him to him the other day.
by helislapp November 28, 2022
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