Side Winder Special

Typically used to describe the action in which a man tries to reenter his significant other during intercourse with a considerable amount of force and missing resulting in either a broken penis and or a wounded sense of pride
Me and my girlfriend were going at it last night and I accidentally ended up pulling a Side Winder Special instead. Now I can’t walk right and can’t look her in the eye
by Clumpph March 17, 2021
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fruit winder

a traditional British delicacy sourced from glucose, concentrate fruit flavourings and children's toe fungus
"Can I try some of your Kellogg's Fruit Winder?"
"No."
by _thetruetea February 23, 2019
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