Used to express disgust, annoyance or unhappiness with the current economic state. Usually referring to inflation. Why we wear hats is supposed to suggest being defecated on by a flock of birds from above. Metaphorically speaking the economy is being likened to a flock of birds flying overhead. The punchline is there isn’t really a hat that can protect you from inflation.
by UrbanDictator? July 19, 2025
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dude named Scott: Because it's "Why Is Scott Wearing That Hat" day
dude named Brian: Oh ok
by tim,, November 24, 2021
Get the "Why Is Scott Wearing That Hat" day mug.A joke tag made for posts about gnomes being real. Most commonly used in tandem to lightly make fun of disabilities at the posters expense.
Some people may be using the tag to spread Nazi rhetoric, although most do not use it in this context.
Some people may be using the tag to spread Nazi rhetoric, although most do not use it in this context.
by Murie111 May 21, 2023
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by SillyGuy89_ September 27, 2025
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