tweezer'd

(Verb) The most disappointing of all handjobs. One performed merely with two fingers (thumb and pointer) commonly as a result of abnormally small penis size and gearth.

The young regginald was unaware of his incompetence as he continued to be tweezer'd.

by YungRegginald January 31, 2016

tweezer dick

A penis so small that it can't be picked up with fingers - it requires tweezers. See also penis tweezers.

Sure, he brags about how well-hung he is, but that's just to cover up the fact that he's got a tiny little tweezer dick.

by trump's nightmare January 5, 2018

Tweebro

Someone who FULLY worships the twee. They also have to be shoehacks.

Definition #2:
Saylor

Hey guys I’m a Tweebro now.
Hi twee bro.

by Vlet, Elk, and Belhop May 9, 2019

tweezerhead

Someone who thinks they are a lot cooler than they really are.

Jim thinks he's a babe magnet but what a fricking tweezerhead.

by Mr. O. April 22, 2009

tweezart

Someone who sucks farts out of the butt cheeks of dead seagulls.

That old homeless man at the dump has been accused of being a tweezart

by ajvr007 September 26, 2009

tweezers

A generally metallic device used to pluck eyebrows or nosehairs. Also known as squeezers due to the fact that you squeeze them together, or a pincher.

Jessica was plucking her eyebrows with a pair of tweezers

by blackbone March 23, 2009

tweezer

the act of sticking your arm elbow deep up someone's anus.

He had been threatened that if he didnt drink his 2 bottles then an unpleasant tweezer would ensue

by breauxdel September 8, 2006